Barack Instructed By Aliens To Build Shield

The President Elect has elected to do the right thing and continue building a missile shield for Poland. The decision comes after a night of intense negotiations with aliens. My mate Kevvy told me that he was on the phone with Obama as Obama negotiated himself out of abduction. Kevvy said Obama already knew about the G20 .. but then so did the aliens. So Kevvy suggested a missile shield, and the aliens accepted that. Sources close to Kevvy said that Obama called out to Kevvy. - I think it a sound decision, if the process that arrived at it a little crazy. - ed.